I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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