Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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