k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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