Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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