who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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