dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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