She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you