i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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