I swear she didn't look like that last week.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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