Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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