I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Every concussion has its silver lining
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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