Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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