At least make sure they are 18
Why
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I lost the right to judge tonight
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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