i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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