Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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