I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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