I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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