But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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