she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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