I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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