I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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