My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
cat food counts as protein by the way
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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