that's an acceptable place to lick
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
