I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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