To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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