Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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