arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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