The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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