my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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