any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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