I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You've changed since you got that strap on
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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