I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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