i don't plan on having that self control this summer
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.