i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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