How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Dating After Heartbreak
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes