David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
