You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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