I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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