You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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