I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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