her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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