Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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