question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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