I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
My bed smells like the plague
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