Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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