Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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