Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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