Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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