i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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