I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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