fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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