And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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