Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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