Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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