We're facebook friends in real life
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
porn star boner night. come get it.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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