is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Randomize