My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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